winedrunklovers:

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments 

(via domliyah)

"I love you, but I hate you. I miss you, but I’m better off without you. I want you out of my life, but I never want to let you go."

brandnewswastikas:

Whispering “Daddy needs a new pair of shoes,” into the ear of every employee at Foot Locker

(via fake-mermaid)